RATES
Maintaining
an adult nursery is an expensive proposition. Adult baby-sized pacifiers,
bottles, rattles, diapers, onesies, bibs, jumpers, booties, plastic pants,
rompers, and so forth cost a mint. Add to that the expense of baby
powder, lotion, and other sundries, and it really starts to add up.
Adult baby furniture is so pricey it makes one's head swim. I have
invested thousands of dollars into creating one of the finest nursery-themed
adult playgrounds in the United
States. Your donations help maintain the fine facility that we will
enjoy together. Your generosity assists me in building a sanctuary for
like-minded individuals whose proclivities are often misunderstood.
The donation rates, shown below, are all-inclusive. That means there are no hidden charges. You will never be charged extra for diaper changes. Everything is included.
Please, do not try to negotiate my donations. I gave careful consideration to them, before posting them. I feel they are fair and in line with what the current market will bear. Attempts to negotiate my donation rates will insult me.
NAUGHTY NURSERY DONATION RATES:
$200...1 hour
$300...1½ hours
$400...2 hours
$600...3 hours
$800...4 hours
$1000...5 hours
$1200...8 hours
$1800...12 hours
$2400...24 hours
Longer
Sessions
Write to
to inquire about
donation rates for multiple mommy sessions, sessions for couples, and
sessions lasting longer than 24 hours.
Here
is a comforting nursery rhyme to lull my sweet ones to sleep. Imagine
Mommy's soothing voice as she recites your favorite nursery rhyme in dulcet
tones while you drift off to lullaby land.