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Nursery Rhyme

AB/DL Sessions Here is a comforting nursery rhyme to lull my sweet ones to sleep. Imagine Mommy's soothing voice as she recites your favorite nursery rhyme in dulcet tones while you drift off to lullaby land.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she got there,
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.

She went to the fishmonger's
To buy him some fish;
But when she came back,
He was licking the dish.

She went to the grocer's
To buy him some fruit;
But when she came back,
He was playing the flute.

She went to the cobbler's
To buy him some shoes;
But when she came back,
He was reading the news!

RATES

AB Pacifier Maintaining an adult nursery is an expensive proposition. Adult baby-sized pacifiers, bottles, rattles, diapers, onesies, bibs, jumpers, booties, plastic pants, rompers, and so forth cost a mint. Add to that the expense of baby powder, lotion, and other sundries, and it really starts to add up. Adult baby furniture is so pricey it makes one's head swim. I have invested thousands of dollars into creating one of the finest nursery-themed adult playgrounds in the United States. Your donations help maintain the fine facility that we will enjoy together. Your generosity assists me in building a sanctuary for like-minded individuals whose proclivities are often misunderstood.

The donation rates, shown below, are all-inclusive. That means there are no hidden charges. You will never be charged extra for diaper changes, because everything is included. However, do NOT abuse this privilege by trying to mooch take-home diapers or using more than one diaper per half hour.

Please, do not try to negotiate my donations. I gave careful consideration to them, before posting them. I feel they are fair and in line with what the current market will bear. Attempts to negotiate my donation rates will insult me.

NAUGHTY NURSERY DONATION RATES:

$250...1 hour
$375...1½ hours
$500...2 hours
$700...3 hours
$900...4 hours
$1000...5 hours
$1400...8 hours
$1800...12 hours
$2400...24 hours

Longer Sessions

Write to to inquire about donation rates for multiple mommy sessions, sessions for couples, sessions during which baby Elle joins us, and sessions lasting longer than 24 hours.